Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. Whatwere you doing last term?
Son: I was learning to drive a car.
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to hishostess.
At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite youhave tonight, Mr. Jones."
"To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
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